Showing posts with label #clowns. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #clowns. Show all posts

Sunday, December 4, 2016

WHAT DID MATTEL'S SOMERSAULTY THE CLOWN DOLL SAY?



This is a Mattel Somersaulty the Clown pull string doll. I had one just like this when I was a child. I had a hard time understanding what he said. He was supposed to say, "Do you want to see me do a somersault?" However, it always sounded more like "Do you want to see me suck soapy water?" True story.

NOTE: I had used this anecdote as part of a post on the original blog. I decided to delete that post, but this anecdote made me laugh so hard, I decided to use it in a post here since it had to do with a retro toy of the 70s. Hope you enjoy it.
 

Sunday, October 30, 2016

I DECIDED TO BE A CLOWN FOR HALLOWEEN


Growing up my mom and my sister complained that I only wanted to be either a superhero or a monster. They would say, "Why don't you be something cute and funny, like a clown?" Since people now claim to be scared of clowns, I decided "Okay, I'll be a clown." As you know, I think the whole fear of clowns is stupid. Of course, my opinions are why I'm considered the Super-Villain of the Ozarks!!! Mwu-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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