Wednesday, February 14, 2018


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You get a choice from me this year: a sexy 80s Valentine's Day pinup of Sex In the City & Porkys star Kim Catrell (above) or vintage Superman Valentines cards (below).

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Valentine's Day Goodies with Genuine Nerd Toby Radloff

This video is from 1989. I love hearing this guy talk. He sounds like a Dallek from Doctor Who. At least watch this until he tries to spin the pinwheel. Harvey Pekar based a character in the American Splendor comic book on him.

Thursday, January 4, 2018


As time goes on, we discover things we didn't know about. Thanks to Oliver Stone, we know about how three of the Doors allowed Buick to use "Light My Fire" in a commercial without the permission of the Lizard King, but before they released their first album they score part of a training film for Ford Motors.

This film is reminiscent of the Chevrolet training film Hired, which was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000. This one focuses on Ford service department employees, rather than sales people. It features a nightmare sequence about different kinds of difficult customers.

I believe that one of the actors in this film is Bill Williams, the star of 50s TV shows The Adventures of Kit Carson and Date with the Angels, however I can't confirm this. I do know one of the main actors in this is Frank Coghlan Junior, who played Billy Batson in The Adventures of Captain Marvel and was the repairman in the Curtis Mathis television ads of the 70s.

In the nightmare sequence, the voice over belongs to Frank Nelson, best know for being the foil of Jack Benny, Lucille Ball and Redd Foxx, as well as the chauffeur in the commercials for McDonalds' Passport To Riches contest. Unfortunately, he doesn't say his famous "YYYYEEEEESSSSS" catchphrase.

Another thing missing is Jim Morrison's vocals. However, did perform some percussion and sound effects, possibly some of the "voices" of the customers.

Listen carefully, you can pick out early versions of such Doors songs as "I Looked At You," "Soft Parade" and "The End."


Sunday, December 24, 2017

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS 2017 (and a girl in a Santa's Little Helper)

Yes, it has been a yearly tradition on this blog for me to post a photo of a woman wearing a "Santa's Little Helper" outfit, since they upset people in the Ozarks. This is from the 40s (You know, the good old days) and features future blonde, B-movie actress Peggy Castle and a Santa Claus cutout. Enjoy and Happy Holidays!


I will not be doing a podcast for Christmas. I should do a podcast since I paid for a whole year of service and haven't use very much of it. Time and lack of my own equipment are major factors. There is another factor in this possible decision...I'm hearing more and more people say they hate Christmas music.

Now, before someone tries to give some talk radio/Fox News/alt-Right explanation, I have the answer. I'm biting the hand that feeds me by saying this, but the blame should go to radio.

You see, once upon a time, Christmas music didn't saturate the radio airwaves. As a matter of fact, I remember several 80s Christmas songs that we are now sick off, being played maybe once or not at all on local radio. I remember hearing the Bruce Springsteen "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" about twice. However, "Thank God It's Christmas," "Christmas Wrapping Paper," and "Last Christmas" were not heard. The only place you heard "Do They Know It's Christmas" could only be heard on the syndicated Rock Over London radio show. You only heard "Wonderful Christmas Time" on an American Top 10 Christmas Special.  John Lennon was assassinated in December of 1980, but no radio stations played "Happy Xmas (The War Is Over)" at all that Christmas. You might hear "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" once and wow be unto the kid, who made the mistake of calling the radio station to request that song (It was apparently okay for DJs to cuss out kids back then).

This wasn't just the 80s. A colleague of mine tells about a later, well-know media figure in Springfield, announcing he was going to doing "some special" on his radio show on Christmas eve. He played Gene Autry's "Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer."

The only time you heard Christmas music on the radio when I was a kid was ON CHRISTMAS DAY. Usually, it was instrumental versions of Christmas songs or one of the those giveaway Christmas records.

The all Christmas programming came about after 9-11-2001. After that radio stations began changing to all Christmas even before Halloween. One year in Springfield, Missouri there were three radio stations doing all Christmas.

The problem is radio only uses the Christmas songs that "test well" or have high recognition, then they play those same few over and over in heavy rotation. We are beaten to death with the same songs for about two months.

Then there is the radio industries dirty little secret about the all Christmas hides the fact that the radio station is "downsizing" staff.

In recent years, I have become more of a fan of that older, easy listening, instrumental style of Christmas music, made famous on YouTube by the tape of Kmart's in-store Christmas music from 1974. I like to listen to Christmas music, but on my own terms.

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